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Newsable 

Another blast of winter weather set to pound Upper Midwest and Northeast this weekend with snow and ice …

 • NYC metro to Boston metro could pick up anywhere from 3-12 inches of snow … 

 • 2 more winter storms brewing for next week? …

Trump directly calls for shutdown of USAID over rampant corruption and fraud … 

• Judge temporarily blocks Trump from putting USAID workers on leave …

January jobs report comes in lower than economists were expecting, with 143,000 new jobs created …

 • Chart shows which industries saw job growth last month … 

New cover of TIME magazine suggests Elon Musk is actually president of U.S. …

‘Back to plastic!’ Trump says he’ll sign executive order next week ditching paper straws …

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau tells business leaders Trump’s desire to make Canada 51st state is ‘a real thing’ … 

Trump fires head of federal election panel — but she’s refusing to leave …

President signs executive order imposing sanctions on International Criminal Court over investigations of Israel …

Trump hosts Japanese prime minister at White House as tariff threat looms large …

• Says NIPPON will invest heavily in U.S. STEEL rather than purchase the company …

Longtime Democrat strategist gives 5 pieces of tough-love advice to Democrats ‘to help my party get off the mat and back onto their feet’ … 

Fetterman says he won’t vote to confirm either RFK Jr or Tulsi Gabbard … 

Photos show illegal immigrants busted in burglary of BENGALS QB Joe Burrow’s home posing with stolen luxury goods, police say …

Ron DeSantis’ wife reportedly considering run for Florida governor amid strong support from donors …

Passenger plane with 10 people on board goes missing while flying over Alaska …

Secret U.K. order demands APPLE to let it spy on users’ encrypted accounts worldwide …

More than 100 QUIKSILVER, BILLABONG and VOLCOM stores to close across U.S. …

New York state shuts down live poultry markets after bird flu detected … 

With egg prices soaring, Texas woman using eggs from her pet ducks as alternative … 

Woman arrested in connection with death of Kansas City reporter who died while covering SUPER BOWL in New Orleans …

Former interpreter for baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani slapped with nearly 5-year prison sentence for stealing $17 million …

Russia captures key mining town as it moves further into Donbas region of Ukraine … 

• Ukraine president says he’s ready to ‘do a deal’ with Trump … 

Hamas revealed names of 3 more hostages to be released this weekend … 

 Knowable

LONG TIME COMING: Classified JFK assassination files 1 step closer to public release …

GOOD WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT: How much A-list stars are being paid this year to appear in SUPER BOWL commercials …

TOP GUN: BILLS quarterback Josh Allen edges RAVENS quarterback Lamar Jackson to win NFL MVP award ...

DOVES CRY: NETFLIX abruptly cancels release of 6-part documentary series on PRINCE over ‘dramatic’ factual inaccuracies …

GAME OF INCHES: College student wins $10,000 halftime basketball challenge — until being denied prize on technicality … 

WORKING STIFF: New survey finds many American workers would take pay cut to WFH full time …

SHOTS FIRED: CRACKER BARREL beats up on WAFFLE HOUSE for implementing egg surcharge …

PRICELESS SOUND: 311-year-old STRADIVARIUS violin sells at auction for more than $11 million …

WRITING ON THE WALL: Baristas at STARBUCKS already complaining about having write on customers’ cups again …

ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF DENMARK: British university adds more than 200 ‘trigger warnings’ to works of William Shakespeare …

Usable 

BEYOND BURNOUT: What is compassion fatigue? Signs, causes — and what to do about it …

TAKES A LITTLE PATIENCE: Scientists claim to have cracked how to cook the perfect egg — here’s what they advise … 

 Readable

SAD SAGA: ANHEUSER-BUSCH exec spills insider details on BUD LIGHT’s latest attempt to overcome disastrous foray into identity politics …

SNOOZERS: Devoted nap-takers explain benefits of sleeping on job …

Watchable 

✅ The 5 most popular stories featured on PAGE ONE over the last week

1. EXPLAINER: What is a sovereign wealth fund? Trump’s executive order to establish one for the U.S. unpacked …

2. DAD BOD HERO: David Beckham, almost 50 years old, models in racy new underwear ad campaign …

3. WHAT THEY LIKELY SAW: 3-D visualization recreates view from cockpit of Army Black Hawk helicopter that collided with AMERICAN AIRLINES flight over Potomac River, killing 67 …

4.  NATURAL WORLD EXPLANATION: Eerie light haunts a small town in South Carolina — and it might be coming from underground …

5. LOSING IT ON LIVE TV: A nostalgic look back at 50 years of actors breaking character and laughing on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE …